Road Sweeper Gifts

Road sweeper and old gentleman

Martin was furious with the traffic warden for slapping a parking ticket on his road sweeping-machine.

Park cleaner orders leaf to come down.

Road Sweeper.

'This is where I first met my wife, I swept her off her feet.'

"Be like that, but don't forget if it wasn't for me and my buddies, they'd be a whole lot more shit for the likes of you to look at!"

'Dang it, I just washed this street. Boy, every time...'

'Someone's got to do something about these pot-holes!'

Lady about flat tire: 'It's not too bad - it's only flat on the bottom.'

'Your Grounded!'

'Any chance of a ploughman's?'

Snails on road - road works 'slow' sign.

A guy in the desert changing a flat tire, while the spare tire also get damaged.

'I do have an extra set of keys, they're in the glovebox.'

'Goodness, the potholes are deep this year, aren't they?'

Runner Bean...

'Every time we clear all the snow another blizzard hits. We're cursed men Frank. Cursed!'

"Is it me, or are these potholes getting worse?"

"Could I have a Tommy Tippee cup for my friend's beer, as he's been using a concrete breaker all day."

Speed bump in honor of JD Yomp 1866 - 1957...inventor of Asphalt

Men working (part time).

Snow Plow Driver Relaxing at Home.

'Watch your step. I lost my footing on these dang paving stones.'

"Fifty quid for a high visibility jacket? Why, that's day-glo robbery."

Friendly bacteria

Cleaning up space junk.

"Shoulder work ahead"

Route 666.

Witch's Tow

Man in car sees fallen sign on the hood of his car which says, CAUTION sign-holding road worker falls asleep.

Using teamwork to paint a lamppost.

Do Not Enter and No U Turns

Do not pass.

The Feng Shui of the road must be off.

Slow, Men at Work.