Street Maintenance Enthusiast Gifts

"Do I get to keep the roadkill?"

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

'Dang it, I just washed this street. Boy, every time...'

Three different categories of lawnmower.

'Goodness, the potholes are deep this year, aren't they?'

"On your left."

Welcome to Elmville "Home of the world's biggest pothole." The mayor sure knows how to make the best of a bad situation!

'I found another pothole.'

Cleaning up space junk.

'This veldt makes me worry about the condition of our yard back home.'

"You have the right to remain silent."

When did you last have your oil changed?

The Mayor Alonzo Q. Furdweiller Pothole. Looks like the mayor and the city council are bickering again.

'I think we can be fairly sure that this one is not a Banksy.'

Cleaning up after a statue.

'Then after 'A' Levels I did an NVQ in Cleansing and Hygiene.'

The Leaf Blower and the Toupees

Council worker sweeping under car.

Cleaning service on skates.

Road repair crew in denial ('Personally, I don't see a problem here.')

Winter Roadwork...

School crossing

"Instead of filling in all the pot holes, it’d be easier to lower the rest of the road."

'It's roadwork season. Are you an idiot?'

Roadie

"We can patch 'em, but you'd have to settle for half-decent intentions."

5,- euro and I'll show you how to hustle 5,- Euro from a doofus!!"

Opera for the Million.

Kitty Litter

Self-Serv: Patch the road yourself.

'You have the right to remain silent.'

Driver to tire salesman: 'I drive on a lot of rough roads. How much to pave the tires?'

Street sweeper with an umbrella on his broom.

"Another invisible box? There's no room for the ones we have."

"I never knew the moon had so many craters..."