Street Maintenance Enthusiast T-Shirts

"Do I get to keep the roadkill?"

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

'Dang it, I just washed this street. Boy, every time...'

Three different categories of lawnmower.

'Goodness, the potholes are deep this year, aren't they?'

"On your left."

'I found another pothole.'

Cleaning up space junk.

When did you last have your oil changed?

'This veldt makes me worry about the condition of our yard back home.'

"You have the right to remain silent."

'Then after 'A' Levels I did an NVQ in Cleansing and Hygiene.'

'I think we can be fairly sure that this one is not a Banksy.'

Cleaning up after a statue.

Council worker sweeping under car.

Cleaning service on skates.

The Leaf Blower and the Toupees

Road repair crew in denial ('Personally, I don't see a problem here.')

Winter Roadwork...

'You have the right to remain silent.'

Self-Serv: Patch the road yourself.

"Instead of filling in all the pot holes, it’d be easier to lower the rest of the road."

School crossing

5,- euro and I'll show you how to hustle 5,- Euro from a doofus!!"

Opera for the Million.

Kitty Litter

"We can patch 'em, but you'd have to settle for half-decent intentions."

Roadie

Street sweeper with an umbrella on his broom.

Driver to tire salesman: 'I drive on a lot of rough roads. How much to pave the tires?'

"I never knew the moon had so many craters..."

A Sweeping Reform.