Roadway Maintenance Gifts

"Do I get to keep the roadkill?"

'Dang it, I just washed this street. Boy, every time...'

"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

Mechanic looking under the hood of a car.

Deflator mouse

Neighbor Leaf Wars

"I sensed you needed my help. I’m Saint &@!#%&!!, the patron saint of cursing."

'Someone's got to do something about these pot-holes!'

It's only firing on 87 cylinders!

'You raised the price of air to 50c!' 'Inflation.'

Caution: Construction workers standing around and drinking coffee.

'If I was this car I wouldn't let you in the drivers seat!'

'Any chance of a ploughman's?'

'Wilbur took really, really good care of his car.'

Lazy plumber.

'Goodness, the potholes are deep this year, aren't they?'

"Good news...turns out it was just your battery!"

'Every time we clear all the snow another blizzard hits. We're cursed men Frank. Cursed!'

"Is it me, or are these potholes getting worse?"

"If you need anything in the building, just call the super. This is the only known photo of him."

Men working (part time).

Snow Plow Driver Relaxing at Home.

"Hello. I'm here to install the new pastor."

"Go back! The place is full of mold!"

"Turn down the bass."

When did you last have your oil changed?

'We couldn't find anything wrong with your car, so all you owe us is for 2 hours of search.'

Acme Flyswatters.

"We'd wanted to adopt for years, and then along came this absolutely adorable little roundabout."

"On your mark! Get set!"