Urban Maintenance Worker Gifts

Cleaning service on skates.

Road Sweeper.

Repair Man

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

"Our light bill is astronomical living next to a black hole."

"I finally found a use for that old home repair book..."

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.

"He loves his leaf blower."

Gondolier skimming up leaves in pool.

'Someone's got to do something about these pot-holes!'

Not much money, glory, or praise

'Well, that's fixed that.'

The Milky Way (Detail)

'Any chance of a ploughman's?'

"Neversource"

'It's not easy to get one of these - before that you have to have found a parking space!'

Clearing the castle's moat.

'Every time we clear all the snow another blizzard hits. We're cursed men Frank. Cursed!'

"Read me one more, Daddy!"

"Is it me, or are these potholes getting worse?"

"All right, pal, I'm just saying, that's what I'd do if it was my Large Hadron Collider."

Men working (part time).

'If you could roll up your sleeves, go behind the screen and plaster the wall.'

"Okay, I fixed the leaking roof, and I moved the couch over to the far wall, but I'm sorry, I don't unblock toilets!"

Time Clock

'Of course, in the long term we're all extinct.'

Snow Plow Driver Relaxing at Home.

Unsafe Drain Covers!

"If you need anything in the building, just call the super. This is the only known photo of him."

'No it's still not fixed'

"Brian's been pursuing a successful career in the City for 25 years..."

'If congress regulates obscene bonuses, isn't that a violation of the first amendment?'

"Hello. I'm here to install the new pastor."

'I think I found the problem.'

'I can't work with computers, on account of my animal magnetism.'