Urban Management Gifts

Municipal employee strike. Hang on boys. As soon as the stench reaches City Hall, they'll negotiate in good faith.

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

'I'm sure that one wasn't there last week.'

The Jeopardy of Progress

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated.

"Welcome to the future"

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

"Marshall, somewhere out there, just waiting for us, is a loophole in the system."

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

"We seem to be spending more on defence than on things to defend"

"Of all the buildings I've designed, it's probably the most handsome."

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

The Solar System (after deregulation)

Pipe Dream.

"I thought we agreed you weren't going to work at home."

Nature versus commerce.

Ancient Landmarks of New York City

QUINTUPLE BYPASSES EXPLAINED.

Maybe I should have measured my garden before going shopping....

Quality Control

"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."

The Henderson's move to a vertical city took some getting used to.

Natural Disasters

'This country is on the road to ruin.' - 'Well, it'll never get there in this traffic.'

Wind-generated power. Wind turbines attached to Battersea Power Station's iconic chimneys

"We finally reached net zero emissions."

The inhabitants of the jungle get tied up in rush hour traffic.

"See? And you said you couldn't work from home."

Sales chart is buildings in background.

No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal

'Dang it, I just washed this street. Boy, every time...'

"As I understand it, after this scaffolding comes down the city will be done."

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

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