City Management Gifts

'Obsolete: Any state of the art equipment you bought last year for $250,000.'

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

CITY HALL DEPARTMENT 230179-B. 'Why, yes, you are in the right office -- Who told you how to get here?'

Desperate Councils resort to bizarre methods to raise funds.

The Henderson's move to a vertical city took some getting used to.

"Of course it's a stupid sign, but you wouldn't believe how much money it brings in for city hall!"

'Welcome! You are now in Shambles!'

The Milky Way (Detail)

SF NO

City Finance Dept: My Way/The Highway

'If congress regulates obscene bonuses, isn't that a violation of the first amendment?'

'It's an idea whose time has come, Mr. Mayor -- 'drive-through traffic court'!'

"Brian's been pursuing a successful career in the City for 25 years..."

'Of course, in the long term we're all extinct.'

"Hard to believe this was all rain forest just fifteen years ago."

'No reason, other than that fishing relieves stress.'

At this exact location on May 23rd 1957, a bunch of people mounted this plaque to commemorate a surplus of funding for the Commemorative Plaque Society.

"I hate when a parking spot in the city opens up."

Alderman shocked at a proposal to pull down Temple Bar

Sinalization.

Urban lunch

'You got much on at the moment?'; 'No, nothing really.' (Naked man)

Tombola Winner

"I hear you're something big in the city?"

Desk of an urban farm manager

SF NO

We're from the City Zoning Commission, sir -- we've decided to tear down your house and put up a slum.

City & Western.

Accountants can be fun!

Cleaning service on skates.

Urban Development - Cutting down trees and naming streets after them.

Messing Up My Metrics

The Manhattan Triangle

"If I don't get a bonus from my bank, I'll quit and flip burgers!"

Oympics 2028 Los Angeles