City Infrastructure T-Shirts

'It'll take us forever to fill that thing up again ... '

Traffic Disruption Dept.

Roadworks: Your City Thanks You!

"Look - an urban legend."

71 section of the road

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

The Henderson's move to a vertical city took some getting used to.

"As I understand it, after this scaffolding comes down the city will be done."

'Someone's got to do something about these pot-holes!'

'This 'infrastructure' stuff you keep talking about -- does it have anything to do with vegetables?'

The Milky Way (Detail)

'Welcome! You are now in Shambles!'

"Neversource"

"'COST: shedloads, COMPLETION DATE: God knows.' Perhaps you'd care to flesh out some details for us."

SF NO

HUAWEI 5G

"Is it me, or are these potholes getting worse?"

'Guess they're still fixing the street.'

"Brian's been pursuing a successful career in the City for 25 years..."

"So tell me again about the disastrous effects the Biden infrastructure plan will have on the deficit that you're suddenly so concerned about. . ."

"The cost of HS2 was 115 billion, but that was when we started the interview. It's 130 now!"

'If congress regulates obscene bonuses, isn't that a violation of the first amendment?'

'Of course, in the long term we're all extinct.'

Third Option

"Buildings are falling down, roads are crumbling, fuel supplies are hacker. We break for an ad for drugs that will get you through it."

Speed bump in honor of JD Yomp 1866 - 1957...inventor of Asphalt

'It's an idea whose time has come, Mr. Mayor -- 'drive-through traffic court'!'

US Infrastructure Deteriorating

"Hard to believe this was all rain forest just fifteen years ago."

HS2 time bomb...

"Bad news - the local sewage plant is made of reinforced autoclaved aerated concrete."

They Always Say That

At this exact location on May 23rd 1957, a bunch of people mounted this plaque to commemorate a surplus of funding for the Commemorative Plaque Society.

S**t Creek Halt

The Mayor Alonzo Q. Furdweiller Pothole. Looks like the mayor and the city council are bickering again.