City Infrastructure T-Shirts

'It'll take us forever to fill that thing up again ... '

Traffic Disruption Dept.

Roadworks: Your City Thanks You!

"Look - an urban legend."

71 section of the road

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

The Henderson's move to a vertical city took some getting used to.

"As I understand it, after this scaffolding comes down the city will be done."

'Someone's got to do something about these pot-holes!'

'This 'infrastructure' stuff you keep talking about -- does it have anything to do with vegetables?'

'Welcome! You are now in Shambles!'

The Milky Way (Detail)

"'COST: shedloads, COMPLETION DATE: God knows.' Perhaps you'd care to flesh out some details for us."

"Neversource"

HUAWEI 5G

'Guess they're still fixing the street.'

"Is it me, or are these potholes getting worse?"

"Brian's been pursuing a successful career in the City for 25 years..."

"So tell me again about the disastrous effects the Biden infrastructure plan will have on the deficit that you're suddenly so concerned about. . ."

Speed bump in honor of JD Yomp 1866 - 1957...inventor of Asphalt

'Of course, in the long term we're all extinct.'

"The cost of HS2 was 115 billion, but that was when we started the interview. It's 130 now!"

"Buildings are falling down, roads are crumbling, fuel supplies are hacker. We break for an ad for drugs that will get you through it."

'It's an idea whose time has come, Mr. Mayor -- 'drive-through traffic court'!'

'If congress regulates obscene bonuses, isn't that a violation of the first amendment?'

US Infrastructure Deteriorating

"Hard to believe this was all rain forest just fifteen years ago."

"Bad news - the local sewage plant is made of reinforced autoclaved aerated concrete."

At this exact location on May 23rd 1957, a bunch of people mounted this plaque to commemorate a surplus of funding for the Commemorative Plaque Society.

'No reason, other than that fishing relieves stress.'

Alderman shocked at a proposal to pull down Temple Bar

HS2 time bomb...

Sinalization.

S**t Creek Halt

"We'll cross that bridge when we come to it!"