City Engineer T-Shirts

Planning Department.

'Set the green light to turn on . . . now!'

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

'When I grow up, I want to be a hydraulic engineer...'

Pipe Dream.

"Who's got the hammer?"

The Henderson's move to a vertical city took some getting used to.

Quality Control

"As I understand it, after this scaffolding comes down the city will be done."

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

"We're having one heck of a time building that trapezoidal thing of yours..."

Another All Steel Home Built By Wit Construction.

A 'Falling Rock' and a 'Deer Crossing' zone.

'Looks like Reginald wasn't kidding when he said he's going to start urban farming on the roof...'

"Of course it's a stupid sign, but you wouldn't believe how much money it brings in for city hall!"

IRMA Hurricane Recovery in Cuba

'Someone's got to do something about these pot-holes!'

'I'm afraid the cuts are beginning to bite!'

"Here's the parking lot."

'I'm telling ya, it's a jungle out there.'

Lanes Closed for the Hell of It

"Would you look at that! New rooftop gardens, new community gardens: maybe the human race is not doomed after all..."

Monday: Next 7 exits.

New York Netherworld

"Yes!" "Excellent!" The Daily Bug City considers pesticides ban

Caution: Construction workers standing around and drinking coffee.

What happened when the bond issues failed during the building of the Great Wall of China: The Great Picket Fence of China.

The Milky Way (Detail)

'Sorry mate. Your church doesn't meet the minimum building code.'

'Welcome! You are now in Shambles!'

Snails on road - road works 'slow' sign.

"If you can successfully complete a building permit for your home renovation, you win a prize!"

"'COST: shedloads, COMPLETION DATE: God knows.' Perhaps you'd care to flesh out some details for us."

City Finance Dept: My Way/The Highway

'Goodness, the potholes are deep this year, aren't they?'