Civil Engineering T-Shirts

Expect delays.

Sandtimer stuck in time measures rate at which road repairs are taking place.

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

Mega Construction Company: Paving Paradise and Putting Up Parking Lots for Over 50 Years. Deal with it.

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated.

"Young Frankenstein"

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

boy plugging leak in a barrel with his finger

'C'mon get it straight.'

'When I grow up, I want to be a hydraulic engineer...'

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

Valuable business advice from some famous disruptive technologies.

Albert Einstein

'Hmph. College kids.'

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

"We've made great progress!"

"What's a patent?"

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

'Einstein, the children are getting too complex for me.'

'No Renee, not until you get two degrees, pass a rigorous physical, and beat out thousands of other qualified individuals.'

"Waiting for the vaccine launch."

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

Thinking Gears

"Technology isn't making me smarter. It's allowing me to be dumb, faster."

"She's done it! The formula for work-life balance!"

'I told you it would be useful.'

' A good idea '

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

The first car accident.

"Google car."