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"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

'When I grow up, I want to be a hydraulic engineer...'

Pipe Dream.

The Henderson's move to a vertical city took some getting used to.

"As I understand it, after this scaffolding comes down the city will be done."

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

Another All Steel Home Built By Wit Construction.

"We're having one heck of a time building that trapezoidal thing of yours..."

A 'Falling Rock' and a 'Deer Crossing' zone.

'Someone's got to do something about these pot-holes!'

IRMA Hurricane Recovery in Cuba

"Here's the parking lot."

'I want to chuck all the spelling and math and just get back to playing with blocks.'

'Don't push your luck Simkins with that alleged glove stretcher!'

Lanes Closed for the Hell of It

Caution: Construction workers standing around and drinking coffee.

'Sorry mate. Your church doesn't meet the minimum building code.'

What happened when the bond issues failed during the building of the Great Wall of China: The Great Picket Fence of China.

'Welcome! You are now in Shambles!'

"This is just a model, but you get the idea."

Snails on road - road works 'slow' sign.

"We can speak freely now. I've encrypted the line."

"It's alive! Alive!!"

Dept. of Engineering. It's a well-written paper, but a "gyroscope" is not a device for looking at tiny Greek sandwiches.

"Thanks to the Internet, I learned to ride a bike. Since I was bored, I also got my pilot's license."

"If you can successfully complete a building permit for your home renovation, you win a prize!"

"'COST: shedloads, COMPLETION DATE: God knows.' Perhaps you'd care to flesh out some details for us."

'Goodness, the potholes are deep this year, aren't they?'

Baby reaching food using building blocks.

Computerized Dollhouse.

"Is it me, or are these potholes getting worse?"

'Guess they're still fixing the street.'

Girls in Science

"Well. . . either it's sinking, or you got the measurements wrong. . .!"

Scientists building a tower