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Dept. of Engineering. It's a well-written paper, but a "gyroscope" is not a device for looking at tiny Greek sandwiches.

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

"Young Frankenstein"

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

boy plugging leak in a barrel with his finger

'C'mon get it straight.'

'When I grow up, I want to be a hydraulic engineer...'

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

'Einstein, the children are getting too complex for me.'

"Well if I can't be a cowboy I'll be a lawyer for cowboys."

The first car accident.

"Vintage? What would you like it to be?"

Pipe Dream.

"In twenty seconds, our crew will be traveling fast enough to escape the Earth’s problems."

'It's not easy being ahead of your time.'

"And you're certain these are accidents?"

"I haven't a clue what it does, but I don't know I managed without it"

Ascent of Machine.

Wind-generated power. Wind turbines attached to Battersea Power Station's iconic chimneys

"Where's the business end of this thing?"

'Couldn't you just bring a bucket and spade like other children?'

A Hole in the Dike

'Ignorance of the law is no excuse, especially when you're majoring in Law.'

'We manufacture micro computing circuits. We're looking to hire someone who can anticipate the next small thing.'

Archimedes statue with a lever

Eureka!

Relationship counselor: 'She started behaving strangely, and our man-machine interface has become unpredictable.'

Build a Raft

"If you really want independence, you should get into contract law."

"He built his own airplane from a kit."

There's no such thing as a triple carburetor bypass!

Early cyborg.

Health Advisory: Flint Water has lead, Ann Arbor water has dioxane.

Mechanic looking under the hood of a car.