Enrolling In Engineering School Gifts

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

"Young Frankenstein"

boy plugging leak in a barrel with his finger

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

'C'mon get it straight.'

'When I grow up, I want to be a hydraulic engineer...'

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

"Well if I can't be a cowboy I'll be a lawyer for cowboys."

The first car accident.

"In twenty seconds, our crew will be traveling fast enough to escape the Earth’s problems."

Pipe Dream.

'It's not easy being ahead of your time.'

"And you're certain these are accidents?"

"I haven't a clue what it does, but I don't know I managed without it"

Ascent of Machine.

Wind-generated power. Wind turbines attached to Battersea Power Station's iconic chimneys

"Where's the business end of this thing?"

A Hole in the Dike

'Couldn't you just bring a bucket and spade like other children?'

Build a Raft

Archimedes statue with a lever

Eureka!

'Ignorance of the law is no excuse, especially when you're majoring in Law.'

Relationship counselor: 'She started behaving strangely, and our man-machine interface has become unpredictable.'

'We manufacture micro computing circuits. We're looking to hire someone who can anticipate the next small thing.'

"If you really want independence, you should get into contract law."

"He built his own airplane from a kit."

There's no such thing as a triple carburetor bypass!

Early cyborg.

Mechanic looking under the hood of a car.

Health Advisory: Flint Water has lead, Ann Arbor water has dioxane.

'The wheel was easy, the owner's manual is hard!'