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Cartooning 101: Figure Drawing

The Art Student.

'On your mark. Get set. Create!'

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

"You've got a long, long road ahead of you, young man."

The Artist

"I'm afraid you were drawn too big and not centered on the page."

"An unfortunate museum gift shop." "Banksy activity set." "Jackson Pollock coloring book." "MC Escher building blocks." "Claes Oldenburg miniatures." "Marceau Marceau CDs." "Seurat's connect-the-dots aaAAAAA."

"I would like a tube of lemon yellow, cadmium red, cobalt blue, ivory, black, and zinc white, a sixteen-by-twenty canvas, a couple of brushes, and that book 'Painting in Oils'."

'Projectile painting.'

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

The New Fundamentals of Art: 'We'll begin with the most basic figure, the trademark attorney...'

"Don't worry, Miss. I'll soon get the hang of it."

Picasso: The Early Years

"The Leonardos, the Raphaels, Titians, Veroneses, Giottos... Italy wants them back, all 427 of them."

Just call me Picasso!

'I don't care if Jackson Pollock did start out this way. We are drawing kittens.'

'Hold everything! -- The National Endowment for the Arts changed its mind!'

"Judging by the number of 'Polar Bear in snowstorm' paintings the class seems apprehensive using color."

School of Art & Design. Looks like they're putting up an addition.

"So, Sandra, what can you tell us about your lovely mood board?"

Art Gallery.

"120 colors and no 'Sun' color!!"

Vincent Van Og.

German School

"I like it, honey ... it speaks to what a waste of time your MFA was."

'Is this any way to treat a budding genius?'

The Best Art Teacher in the World.

"I'm not an Antony Gormley, I am Antony Gormley."

Van Go

Art Plagiarism

'I've been told I have Rembrandt's golden glow.'

Cubism Model

"Have you ever given any thought to what you're going to do after all your hopes and dreams are crushed?"

"He had the Guggenheim in mind, I think."