Starting Art College Gifts

The Art Student.

"You've got a long, long road ahead of you, young man."

The Artist

'I'm in my Blue period.'

"I'm afraid you were drawn too big and not centered on the page."

"An unfortunate museum gift shop." "Banksy activity set." "Jackson Pollock coloring book." "MC Escher building blocks." "Claes Oldenburg miniatures." "Marceau Marceau CDs." "Seurat's connect-the-dots aaAAAAA."

"I would like a tube of lemon yellow, cadmium red, cobalt blue, ivory, black, and zinc white, a sixteen-by-twenty canvas, a couple of brushes, and that book 'Painting in Oils'."

'Projectile painting.'

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

The New Fundamentals of Art: 'We'll begin with the most basic figure, the trademark attorney...'

Picasso: The Early Years

"Don't worry, Miss. I'll soon get the hang of it."

Just call me Picasso!

"The Leonardos, the Raphaels, Titians, Veroneses, Giottos... Italy wants them back, all 427 of them."

'I don't care if Jackson Pollock did start out this way. We are drawing kittens.'

"Judging by the number of 'Polar Bear in snowstorm' paintings the class seems apprehensive using color."

"120 colors and no 'Sun' color!!"

"So, Sandra, what can you tell us about your lovely mood board?"

Art Gallery.

School of Art & Design. Looks like they're putting up an addition.

Vincent Van Og.

German School

"I'm not an Antony Gormley, I am Antony Gormley."

'Is this any way to treat a budding genius?'

Van Go

The Best Art Teacher in the World.

"I like it, honey ... it speaks to what a waste of time your MFA was."

Cartooning 101: Figure Drawing

Art Plagiarism

'I've been told I have Rembrandt's golden glow.'

Cubism Model

'Picasso'

"He had the Guggenheim in mind, I think."

"The self-portraits of Mexican artist Frida Kahlo were influenced by the great artists of her time."

"Have you ever given any thought to what you're going to do after all your hopes and dreams are crushed?"