Enrolling In A Degree Program T-Shirts

"First I'm getting a Bachelor's Degree, the a Master's Degree, then a Doctor's Degree!"

"I didn't finish the proof but I did write this poem about my struggle."

"One year closer to college!"

'Irwin graduates from an online course today.'

"Don't worry, Miss. I'll soon get the hang of it."

Cartooning 101: Figure Drawing

"I wouldn't mind...But he's the teacher."

End of Affirmative Action

'Are you sure the children get plenty of exercise'

The farm-raised catfish goes to college

"...and would you like to enroll her in pre-pre-pre-med or pre-pre-law?"

"I wrote my thesis on 'Tears of A Clown: Irony or Paradox?'"

Universidad

"I'd like to apply for the work-study program."

'I'm enrolling in an online course to learn how to apply for a loan for an online university.'

Night Owl

'Mrs. Wayne was so excited about getting her masters in physical science, she took a quantum leap!'

Ticking the right boxes.

Do as many study days as you can

'I admit I copied all my essays from the internet.'

"Mum, Dad, I've decided to go to University. I want to party for 5 years before I start work"

"This is for business administration, this is for economics, and this one is for just showing up for class."

'Yes, your father studied at a 'red brick university'. He never graduated though, because he's as thick as a red brick!'

'Do you offer a degree in punditry?'

'Ever since she got that MBA on the Internet, she's been impossible to live with.'

'I see you have a rich and generous father. You're in.'

'I started going to school with Mary and loved it so much I kept on going and ended up with a PhD...'

'Perpetual Sutdent Syndrome Clinic' Director: R. Chones, BA, MA, PhD, MSW, MBA.

'Why is Burl wearing a life vest, Joy?'