Obtaining A Degree T-Shirts

Ohm. He has a degree in electrical engineering!

'Mrs. Wayne was so excited about getting her masters in physical science, she took a quantum leap!'

'I have this fear of the real world...'

"I didn't finish the proof but I did write this poem about my struggle."

Graduates on their phones

"Your MBA and PHD are impressive but what concerns me is your low number of Facebook friends."

'Irwin graduates from an online course today.'

'So you have a PhD, big deal, everyone working here has one! The question is, what can you really do?'

Ten Years to get the Ph.D

"I believe that's a Montessori school."

Odd Mortarboards.

GLAD-YOU-ATION

'A woman obsetrician! What do women know about that sort of thing?'

Graduating students asking for cash donations.

The farm-raised catfish goes to college

"First I'm getting a Bachelor's Degree, the a Master's Degree, then a Doctor's Degree!"

"Sorry, but you need at least a Masters to get into the Deep Woods."

Tiddles completes his doctorate.

"The best part is, for me history is now history!"

"I wrote my thesis on 'Tears of A Clown: Irony or Paradox?'"

Gorillas Learn to Read.

I'd like to see you in chambers, Mr. Fusco. I'm sorry. I don

A scientist with Biology, Chemistry and Science Trivia certificates on his wall

Ticking the right boxes.

'Try not to be an idiot.'

Psychology: Registering for this class is a No-Brainer

'Dr Seuss is awarded a PHD.'

Professor Herman paused when he heard that unmistakable thud - another brain had imploded.

Glad-You-Ation

'Do you offer a degree in punditry?'

"I just finished high school and college online. Now can I play my video game?"

"This is for business administration, this is for economics, and this one is for just showing up for class."

'Ever since she got that MBA on the Internet, she's been impossible to live with.'

'I started going to school with Mary and loved it so much I kept on going and ended up with a PhD...'

Answer yes or no in a few words as possible.