Obtaining A Degree Pillows

'Mrs. Wayne was so excited about getting her masters in physical science, she took a quantum leap!'

'I have this fear of the real world...'

"I didn't finish the proof but I did write this poem about my struggle."

'Irwin graduates from an online course today.'

'So you have a PhD, big deal, everyone working here has one! The question is, what can you really do?'

Ten Years to get the Ph.D

"I believe that's a Montessori school."

Odd Mortarboards.

'A woman obsetrician! What do women know about that sort of thing?'

"First I'm getting a Bachelor's Degree, the a Master's Degree, then a Doctor's Degree!"

The farm-raised catfish goes to college

"I wrote my thesis on 'Tears of A Clown: Irony or Paradox?'"

"Sorry, but you need at least a Masters to get into the Deep Woods."

"The best part is, for me history is now history!"

Tiddles completes his doctorate.

Gorillas Learn to Read.

A scientist with Biology, Chemistry and Science Trivia certificates on his wall

Ticking the right boxes.

'Try not to be an idiot.'

Psychology: Registering for this class is a No-Brainer

'Dr Seuss is awarded a PHD.'

Professor Herman paused when he heard that unmistakable thud - another brain had imploded.

"This is for business administration, this is for economics, and this one is for just showing up for class."

'Ever since she got that MBA on the Internet, she's been impossible to live with.'

"I just finished high school and college online. Now can I play my video game?"

'Do you offer a degree in punditry?'

'I started going to school with Mary and loved it so much I kept on going and ended up with a PhD...'

Answer yes or no in a few words as possible.

GET YOUR G. E. D. 50 CENTS

"Brad is graduating from the school of veterinary medicine."