Starting A New Degree Pillows

'Do you offer a degree in punditry?'

Big Bang Theory.

'Hmph. College kids.'

'It's rather unorthodox, but it appears the deposit refund on the empties will cover your first interest payment.'

Postgraduates A group of posts on their way to class.

College. Did you pick a major yet? I'm doing a double major in art and logic --- I want to draw my own conclusions!

"I didn't finish the proof but I did write this poem about my struggle."

'I didn't do my homework because I forgot my user name and password.'

'Desert island cartoons - and you?'

'It's all original research. I had no assistance when I looked it up on Wikipedia.'

College kid rakes up his clothes on the floor in messy dorm room

Continuing education.

Interdisciplinary studies.

Do your research!

Math 101, for those who can only count to 100.

Math Major Pennants. ISOSCELES. SCALENE EQUILATERAL.

'It says I missed freshmen Orientation and I have to take it in summer school in order to graduate.'

Pajama Day 743

'I hope I run out of money before I flunk out.'

University Soapflakes

'I started out as a teacher's pet, and then it kind of snowballed.'

Exam

Four Types of Test-Takers...

'May I be excused? I just checked my college investment portfolio online, and I feel sick.'

'I'm supposed to take a geography test and I can't find the right room!'

Procrastinator Foumdation: 'We're putting off the decision to fund you for at least another month...'

It's a radical new development, a text novel for the text generation

Now showing, at a University near you...

Type A Freshman - changed courses four times, got a job, organized a protest, quit the job, plans to take second semester abroad.

"Sorry, kid. No off-campus drinking until you're twenty-one."

Timmy has a great future in nano-technology.

'So what are you studying, young man?'

Kardiff.

"This statement from your headmaster says that you can easily get a good degree...your bank manager says you can't."

"I want a top education, but don't milk me dry with school fees."