Starting A New Degree Gifts

'Do you offer a degree in punditry?'

Big Bang Theory.

'Hmph. College kids.'

'It's rather unorthodox, but it appears the deposit refund on the empties will cover your first interest payment.'

Postgraduates A group of posts on their way to class.

"I didn't finish the proof but I did write this poem about my struggle."

'Desert island cartoons - and you?'

'I didn't do my homework because I forgot my user name and password.'

College kid rakes up his clothes on the floor in messy dorm room

Interdisciplinary studies.

Continuing education.

Math 101, for those who can only count to 100.

Do your research!

'I hope I run out of money before I flunk out.'

'I started out as a teacher's pet, and then it kind of snowballed.'

Pajama Day 743

Exam

'It says I missed freshmen Orientation and I have to take it in summer school in order to graduate.'

Four Types of Test-Takers...

'May I be excused? I just checked my college investment portfolio online, and I feel sick.'

'I'm supposed to take a geography test and I can't find the right room!'

Procrastinator Foumdation: 'We're putting off the decision to fund you for at least another month...'

"This statement from your headmaster says that you can easily get a good degree...your bank manager says you can't."

Kardiff.

"I want a top education, but don't milk me dry with school fees."

"Sorry, kid. No off-campus drinking until you're twenty-one."

'So what are you studying, young man?'

It's a radical new development, a text novel for the text generation

Timmy has a great future in nano-technology.

Now showing, at a University near you...

Type A Freshman - changed courses four times, got a job, organized a protest, quit the job, plans to take second semester abroad.

'You don't have to worry about my future any more- I just downloaded an entire college education.'