Starting University Degree Gifts

Professor Herman paused when he heard that unmistakable thud - another brain had imploded.

Big Bang Theory.

'Hmph. College kids.'

'But I digress...'

'It's rather unorthodox, but it appears the deposit refund on the empties will cover your first interest payment.'

College. Did you pick a major yet? I'm doing a double major in art and logic --- I want to draw my own conclusions!

"I didn't finish the proof but I did write this poem about my struggle."

'Desert island cartoons - and you?'

'It's all original research. I had no assistance when I looked it up on Wikipedia.'

College kid rakes up his clothes on the floor in messy dorm room

Interdisciplinary studies.

Continuing education.

Math 101, for those who can only count to 100.

Do your research!

University Soapflakes

'I hope I run out of money before I flunk out.'

'I started out as a teacher's pet, and then it kind of snowballed.'

'It says I missed freshmen Orientation and I have to take it in summer school in order to graduate.'

Exam

Pajama Day 743

Math Major Pennants. ISOSCELES. SCALENE EQUILATERAL.

Four Types of Test-Takers...

'May I be excused? I just checked my college investment portfolio online, and I feel sick.'

Procrastinator Foumdation: 'We're putting off the decision to fund you for at least another month...'

'I'm supposed to take a geography test and I can't find the right room!'

Now showing, at a University near you...

'So what are you studying, young man?'

"Sorry, kid. No off-campus drinking until you're twenty-one."

Kardiff.

It's a radical new development, a text novel for the text generation

"I want a top education, but don't milk me dry with school fees."

"This statement from your headmaster says that you can easily get a good degree...your bank manager says you can't."

Type A Freshman - changed courses four times, got a job, organized a protest, quit the job, plans to take second semester abroad.

'You don't have to worry about my future any more- I just downloaded an entire college education.'

Non-Creative Writing, Also Known as Plagiarism 101.