Starting University Degree Gifts

Professor Herman paused when he heard that unmistakable thud - another brain had imploded.

Big Bang Theory.

'Hmph. College kids.'

'It's rather unorthodox, but it appears the deposit refund on the empties will cover your first interest payment.'

"I didn't finish the proof but I did write this poem about my struggle."

'Desert island cartoons - and you?'

College kid rakes up his clothes on the floor in messy dorm room

Continuing education.

Interdisciplinary studies.

Do your research!

Math 101, for those who can only count to 100.

Pajama Day 743

'I started out as a teacher's pet, and then it kind of snowballed.'

Exam

'It says I missed freshmen Orientation and I have to take it in summer school in order to graduate.'

'I hope I run out of money before I flunk out.'

Four Types of Test-Takers...

'May I be excused? I just checked my college investment portfolio online, and I feel sick.'

Procrastinator Foumdation: 'We're putting off the decision to fund you for at least another month...'

'I'm supposed to take a geography test and I can't find the right room!'

Type A Freshman - changed courses four times, got a job, organized a protest, quit the job, plans to take second semester abroad.

"This statement from your headmaster says that you can easily get a good degree...your bank manager says you can't."

"I want a top education, but don't milk me dry with school fees."

Kardiff.

"Sorry, kid. No off-campus drinking until you're twenty-one."

'So what are you studying, young man?'

It's a radical new development, a text novel for the text generation

Now showing, at a University near you...

'You don't have to worry about my future any more- I just downloaded an entire college education.'

Non-Creative Writing, Also Known as Plagiarism 101.

Philosophy Department: You are here but why are you here?