Going To University Gifts

'Good news Mom. I was accepted to the college of your choice.'

'What are your parents going to say man?!'

'I'm going to the library to study, so don't wait up.'

I do want you to have a role in the group,but I wasn't thinking of 'the bloke who sits at the back eating biscuits and having a bit of a nap'.

"You think you can just bribe your son's way into college with a $5000 check? We'll need at least £10,000!"

"Be afraid to try new things!"

Are you eating properly?

"There was a time when only the rich went to university... now even they can't afford it."

"I guess we love Uni because we get to narrow our minds with like-minded people."

Contest to enter the University

College kid rakes up his clothes on the floor in messy dorm room

Interdisciplinary studies.

Do your research!

Math 101, for those who can only count to 100.

Exam

Pajama Day 743

Four Types of Test-Takers...

"My homework ate my dog."

Procrastinator Foumdation: 'We're putting off the decision to fund you for at least another month...'

'I'm supposed to take a geography test and I can't find the right room!'

"I want a top education, but don't milk me dry with school fees."

'So what are you studying, young man?'

Kardiff.

"This statement from your headmaster says that you can easily get a good degree...your bank manager says you can't."

Now showing, at a University near you...

Type A Freshman - changed courses four times, got a job, organized a protest, quit the job, plans to take second semester abroad.

I'm getting ready to apply for college. Do you have a list of party schools?

Non-Creative Writing, Also Known as Plagiarism 101.

Philosophy Department: You are here but why are you here?

His Master's Thesis.

"Maybe he's so sad that he's leaving us to go to college that he actually looks happy. Please don't ruin it for me with reality."

The University Cricket Match - a sketch at Lord's.

"Nous somme desir-eh, go, er, allez, erm, universitaire français, s'il vous plait."

"Someday, Sweetheart, you’ll look back on this day and think to yourself, ‘Covid ruined my college experience.’"

'Our goal is to stress di-versity while remaining a uni-versity.'