Considering University Gifts

'You're never going to follow me in my trade, Son - you may as well go to university.'

"Do you want to play doctorate?"

College kid rakes up his clothes on the floor in messy dorm room

Interdisciplinary studies.

Math 101, for those who can only count to 100.

Do your research!

'Another football scholarship offer?'

Exam

Pajama Day 743

Four Types of Test-Takers...

Procrastinator Foumdation: 'We're putting off the decision to fund you for at least another month...'

'I'm supposed to take a geography test and I can't find the right room!'

Type A Freshman - changed courses four times, got a job, organized a protest, quit the job, plans to take second semester abroad.

Now showing, at a University near you...

My belief is if you're old enough to take texts, counter-texts, and meta-texts in Western Philosophy, you should be old enough to drink.

"This statement from your headmaster says that you can easily get a good degree...your bank manager says you can't."

"I want a top education, but don't milk me dry with school fees."

'So what are you studying, young man?'

Kardiff.

Non-Creative Writing, Also Known as Plagiarism 101.

Philosophy Department: You are here but why are you here?

"Someday, Sweetheart, you’ll look back on this day and think to yourself, ‘Covid ruined my college experience.’"

"Nous somme desir-eh, go, er, allez, erm, universitaire français, s'il vous plait."

'Our goal is to stress di-versity while remaining a uni-versity.'

'I like the history professor but I think he's mired in the past.'

'We're out of earshot now, so you can drop the phoney, Oxbridge accent.'

'I'm going to have to give up drinking and drugs when I leave uni - to pay off my bank loan.'

"And in the category of 'The Most Amazing Comeback from an Academic Nosedive,' the winner is..."

"Never mind rehearsing for your first year at Uni. Get up now!"

'If you're not confused then you realy don't know what's going on... !'

Department of Nanotechnology

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