Starting University As A Mature Student Gifts

'Anyway, I'm off to uni now Dorothy, catch you later babe!!'

Big Bang Theory.

'Hmph. College kids.'

'It's rather unorthodox, but it appears the deposit refund on the empties will cover your first interest payment.'

"I didn't finish the proof but I did write this poem about my struggle."

'Desert island cartoons - and you?'

College kid rakes up his clothes on the floor in messy dorm room

Interdisciplinary studies.

Continuing education.

Math 101, for those who can only count to 100.

Do your research!

'I hope I run out of money before I flunk out.'

'I started out as a teacher's pet, and then it kind of snowballed.'

Exam

Pajama Day 743

'It says I missed freshmen Orientation and I have to take it in summer school in order to graduate.'

Four Types of Test-Takers...

'I'm supposed to take a geography test and I can't find the right room!'

'May I be excused? I just checked my college investment portfolio online, and I feel sick.'

"My homework ate my dog."

Procrastinator Foumdation: 'We're putting off the decision to fund you for at least another month...'

Kardiff.

"This statement from your headmaster says that you can easily get a good degree...your bank manager says you can't."

"I want a top education, but don't milk me dry with school fees."

"Sorry, kid. No off-campus drinking until you're twenty-one."

'So what are you studying, young man?'

It's a radical new development, a text novel for the text generation

Now showing, at a University near you...

Type A Freshman - changed courses four times, got a job, organized a protest, quit the job, plans to take second semester abroad.

'You don't have to worry about my future any more- I just downloaded an entire college education.'

Non-Creative Writing, Also Known as Plagiarism 101.

Philosophy Department: You are here but why are you here?