
'Anyway, I'm off to uni now Dorothy, catch you later babe!!'
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'Anyway, I'm off to uni now Dorothy, catch you later babe!!'
Big Bang Theory.
'Hmph. College kids.'
'It's rather unorthodox, but it appears the deposit refund on the empties will cover your first interest payment.'
College. Did you pick a major yet? I'm doing a double major in art and logic --- I want to draw my own conclusions!
"I didn't finish the proof but I did write this poem about my struggle."
'Desert island cartoons - and you?'
'It's all original research. I had no assistance when I looked it up on Wikipedia.'
College kid rakes up his clothes on the floor in messy dorm room
Interdisciplinary studies.
Continuing education.
Math 101, for those who can only count to 100.
Do your research!
Exam
Pajama Day 743
'I started out as a teacher's pet, and then it kind of snowballed.'
'I hope I run out of money before I flunk out.'
University Soapflakes
'It says I missed freshmen Orientation and I have to take it in summer school in order to graduate.'
Math Major Pennants. ISOSCELES. SCALENE EQUILATERAL.
Four Types of Test-Takers...
Procrastinator Foumdation: 'We're putting off the decision to fund you for at least another month...'
"My homework ate my dog."
'May I be excused? I just checked my college investment portfolio online, and I feel sick.'
'I'm supposed to take a geography test and I can't find the right room!'
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Type A Freshman - changed courses four times, got a job, organized a protest, quit the job, plans to take second semester abroad.
"Sorry, kid. No off-campus drinking until you're twenty-one."
It's a radical new development, a text novel for the text generation
'So what are you studying, young man?'
Kardiff.
"This statement from your headmaster says that you can easily get a good degree...your bank manager says you can't."
"I want a top education, but don't milk me dry with school fees."
'You don't have to worry about my future any more- I just downloaded an entire college education.'
Non-Creative Writing, Also Known as Plagiarism 101.
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