Starting College Life Gifts

"Why am I always the bad guy?"

The Art Student.

Grad School Parent-Teacher Conference

Big Bang Theory.

'Hmph. College kids.'

"I still haven't decided if I want to be unemployed as an English major or as a Communications major."

'It's rather unorthodox, but it appears the deposit refund on the empties will cover your first interest payment.'

"I didn't finish the proof but I did write this poem about my struggle."

College. Did you pick a major yet? I'm doing a double major in art and logic --- I want to draw my own conclusions!

'Desert island cartoons - and you?'

"Like I could date a guy from Notre Dame."

College kid rakes up his clothes on the floor in messy dorm room

Continuing education.

Math 101, for those who can only count to 100.

'It says I missed freshmen Orientation and I have to take it in summer school in order to graduate.'

"I know this is not a proper job for a PhD, Mom, but I have student loans to repay."

'I hope I run out of money before I flunk out.'

'I started out as a teacher's pet, and then it kind of snowballed.'

Math Major Pennants. ISOSCELES. SCALENE EQUILATERAL.

'May I be excused? I just checked my college investment portfolio online, and I feel sick.'

"I have a recurring nightmare that I've taken a test, and the professor won't give me an 'A'."

'I'm supposed to take a geography test and I can't find the right room!'

"Sorry, kid. No off-campus drinking until you're twenty-one."

Kardiff.

How come rich kids do so well on SAT tests? Their parents give them books, fancy trips, lessons and

It's a radical new development, a text novel for the text generation

'You don't have to worry about my future any more- I just downloaded an entire college education.'

I'm getting ready to apply for college. Do you have a list of party schools?

"Academic freedom doesn't mean you're free not to study."

"Maybe he's so sad that he's leaving us to go to college that he actually looks happy. Please don't ruin it for me with reality."

'At least he isn't into drugs.'

Good Luck in your Exams.

Santa does a keg stand.

"Political Science... that's in the Department of Performing Arts."

"Don't tell me, first time away from home, right?"