College Student Life Gifts

'This is what happens when you learn wine appreciation at a college fraternity.'

The Art Student.

Grad School Parent-Teacher Conference

'Hmph. College kids.'

"I still haven't decided if I want to be unemployed as an English major or as a Communications major."

'Our admission policy is now simplicity itself. If you have the tuition, you're in.'

'It's rather unorthodox, but it appears the deposit refund on the empties will cover your first interest payment.'

College. Did you pick a major yet? I'm doing a double major in art and logic --- I want to draw my own conclusions!

Postgraduates A group of posts on their way to class.

"Like I could date a guy from Notre Dame."

'Desert island cartoons - and you?'

College kid rakes up his clothes on the floor in messy dorm room

'I hope I run out of money before I flunk out.'

Math Major Pennants. ISOSCELES. SCALENE EQUILATERAL.

'It says I missed freshmen Orientation and I have to take it in summer school in order to graduate.'

"I know this is not a proper job for a PhD, Mom, but I have student loans to repay."

University Soapflakes

Yearbook

A boy is sat at a desk, with five plaques implying different qualifications he has earned from using social media.

"I have a recurring nightmare that I've taken a test, and the professor won't give me an 'A'."

"My homework ate my dog."

'I'm supposed to take a geography test and I can't find the right room!'

Good Luck!

'The sound of one hand clapping.'

My belief is if you're old enough to take texts, counter-texts, and meta-texts in Western Philosophy, you should be old enough to drink.

"Sorry, kid. No off-campus drinking until you're twenty-one."

Kardiff.

"O.K., time's up. Pencils down."

"I'd like to thank my parents and my creditors for making this possible."

"Philosophy Department. Why may I direct your call?"

'I'm majoring in communication and minoring in pizza delivery - What about you?'

'So what are you studying, young man?'

I'm getting ready to apply for college. Do you have a list of party schools?

"Academic freedom doesn't mean you're free not to study."

"Maybe he's so sad that he's leaving us to go to college that he actually looks happy. Please don't ruin it for me with reality."