Student Life Gifts

'I want to go out of town so that I can become a fully independent person, but near enough so that I can bring my laundry home.'

"And then after high school, I spent twelve years in college and majored in procrastination."

Freshman Ryan Brenneman was having a tough time acclimating to life away from home.

'That concludes the list of students with outstanding grades. And now for those of you with outstanding student loan payments...'

"Sorry, but no. I can't lend you a student to help clean up your yard."

"Don't tell me, first time away from home, right?"

"I'm going to patronize India for my gap year, where are you going?"

'It's a good thing they provided us with something to wear, because I haven't done any laundry in four years.'

'On the other hand, if I never finish anything I can't be a complete failure...'

I tried to take eighteen credits.

College kid rakes up his clothes on the floor in messy dorm room

'We'd like to form a support group for homework anxiety.'

Through These Hallowed Halls, walks Our Future - "Talk about putting pressure on a guy!"

"Are you sure the Russians didn't hack my answers to make me look bad?"

'Let me through! I'm an intern!'

'I'm enrolling in an online course to learn how to apply for a loan for an online university.'

Taser incident.

Lone student with loan.

Nervous Student

'Play your cards right Kiddo, in 20 years you too can become Boogie Burger management material!'

'I wanted to ask you about life-experience credit.'

Walk of Shame.

"I have to go to school, then get a job, and then pay for my own stuff. Life is so unfair!"

Son, when I went to school, I trudged for years knee-deep in student loans!

"I cheated a little in high school, the teachers cheated to raise the average grade, the principal cheated to improve the school's rating, and here I am."

'Our admission policy is now simplicity itself. If you have the tuition, you're in.'

Proud Parent Of A Medical School Student With Huge Debt.

"Aren't you worried about passing the virus on to your nearest and dearest?"

'Caution: Some content may be offensive to sensitive students.'

'We had a contested election for student council and decided to settle it right away.'

'The average college graduate has $29,400 in student debt. How come you have $37,000?'

Congratulations Graduates!

"Where do you want to meet tonight, my safe space or your safe space?"

School. Report Card. I improved in handwriting, and she found out I can't spell.

"I'm not ready to go back to school. I'm still exhausted from doing nothing all summer!"