Student Life T-Shirts

'I want to go out of town so that I can become a fully independent person, but near enough so that I can bring my laundry home.'

"And then after high school, I spent twelve years in college and majored in procrastination."

"Don't tell me, first time away from home, right?"

'That concludes the list of students with outstanding grades. And now for those of you with outstanding student loan payments...'

"Sorry, but no. I can't lend you a student to help clean up your yard."

"I'm going to patronize India for my gap year, where are you going?"

'It's a good thing they provided us with something to wear, because I haven't done any laundry in four years.'

'On the other hand, if I never finish anything I can't be a complete failure...'

I tried to take eighteen credits.

College kid rakes up his clothes on the floor in messy dorm room

'We'd like to form a support group for homework anxiety.'

'I'm enrolling in an online course to learn how to apply for a loan for an online university.'

'Let me through! I'm an intern!'

Through These Hallowed Halls, walks Our Future - "Talk about putting pressure on a guy!"

Taser incident.

"Are you sure the Russians didn't hack my answers to make me look bad?"

'Caution: Some content may be offensive to sensitive students.'

Son, when I went to school, I trudged for years knee-deep in student loans!

'Play your cards right Kiddo, in 20 years you too can become Boogie Burger management material!'

'We had a contested election for student council and decided to settle it right away.'

'Our admission policy is now simplicity itself. If you have the tuition, you're in.'

'The average college graduate has $29,400 in student debt. How come you have $37,000?'

Congratulations Graduates!

Walk of Shame.

Lone student with loan.

'I wanted to ask you about life-experience credit.'

Proud Parent Of A Medical School Student With Huge Debt.

"I cheated a little in high school, the teachers cheated to raise the average grade, the principal cheated to improve the school's rating, and here I am."

"I have to go to school, then get a job, and then pay for my own stuff. Life is so unfair!"

Nervous Student

The International Exchange Student Comes Home

Dirty Living Situation

Student Food Pyramid

Back to School Jitters

"At these tuition prices an acceptance letter is pretty much a denial."