Student Life Enthusiast Gifts

"I need a gap year."

"Term paper?! How do we do that? We haven't done a term paper all year!"

The Medical Student

'Any chance you can charge this to my student loan?'

"Doing all your assigned homework will upset the delicate balance between my social and work life."

"I'm not ready to go back to school. I'm still exhausted from doing nothing all summer!"

'I've been offered a week under the viaduct and three nights in a pizza hut doorway, after which I get my own cardboard box.'

'I'm going to have to give up drinking and drugs when I leave uni - to pay off my bank loan.'

"Two non-fat lattes and a decaf flat white, please."

"Don't think of it as the first day of school. Think of it as the beginning of the end."

'Our admission policy is now simplicity itself. If you have the tuition, you're in.'

College. Did you pick a major yet? I'm doing a double major in art and logic --- I want to draw my own conclusions!

College kid rakes up his clothes on the floor in messy dorm room

'I hope I run out of money before I flunk out.'

'It says I missed freshmen Orientation and I have to take it in summer school in order to graduate.'

University Soapflakes

Yearbook

"I'd like to thank my parents and my creditors for making this possible."

"O.K., time's up. Pencils down."

'I'm majoring in communication and minoring in pizza delivery - What about you?'

"I want a top education, but don't milk me dry with school fees."

"At these tuition prices an acceptance letter is pretty much a denial."

"Political Science... that's in the Department of Performing Arts."

Santa does a keg stand.

Come on! They're posting the spring musical. I can't wait! I want a romantic part! With and elegant gown. Good luck with that! We're doing "Cats."

'The school. My counselor told me to make the most of it...'

"Don't tell me, first time away from home, right?"

'We'd like to form a support group for homework anxiety.'

'We're out of earshot now, so you can drop the phoney, Oxbridge accent.'

"Never mind rehearsing for your first year at Uni. Get up now!"

"And in the category of 'The Most Amazing Comeback from an Academic Nosedive,' the winner is..."

"Some school - They teach us about the Fifth Amendment, but they won't let us use it on TESTS!"

"I'm going to patronize India for my gap year, where are you going?"

Through These Hallowed Halls, walks Our Future - "Talk about putting pressure on a guy!"

Yale makes better lock than rival Harvard.