Beginning A New Course Gifts

Archeology 101.

'But what is the universe for?'

'I didn't do my homework because I forgot my user name and password.'

Timmy has a great future in nano-technology.

Aerodynamics Lecture room.

'I'm not doing well in Chemistry - I'm out of my element.'

With the aid of a tactical dictionary, and was finally able to make sense of what the salesman was saying.

"We thought this was more realistic."

"It's going to be one of those days."

"I'm both too liberal to be preppy and too conservative to be trendy."

"The first week of school is just review. You know. Scenes from last year's episode."

Don't you hate...

Always remember...you're the best you in the world.

"Hey, you guys, don't you remember? The big word here is 'compromise.' "

Welcome to your new English Class.

Student - Haven't emailed in 2 days.

I do want you to have a role in the group,but I wasn't thinking of 'the bloke who sits at the back eating biscuits and having a bit of a nap'.

"Welcome."

'But Mum, I've got a match after school...'

"A laser blaster turns pesky little boys into ferns! Now that would be a cool school supply."

'I need to learn a trade... so I know what kind of work I'm out of.'

New Curriculum Timetable - All in Cantonese.

'Did the door lock behind us?!'

Study more to pass more tests.

Jeff makes some nice jugs.

Beginning of the school year

'I'm doing this course on, the importance of moderation.'

"I didn't learn anything in school today but I'll learn twice as much tomorrow."

"But you said that to make it start, I had to 'Boot it up'!"

Big Berts Brickmaking Academy

'I'm actually Farnsworth Huddleson the fifth. The first was an obscure character in a Dickens novel.'

"Needless to say, my goal is to get you all to come out of your shells."