Beginning A New Course Gifts

Archeology 101.

'I didn't do my homework because I forgot my user name and password.'

'But what is the universe for?'

Timmy has a great future in nano-technology.

Aerodynamics Lecture room.

"We thought this was more realistic."

With the aid of a tactical dictionary, and was finally able to make sense of what the salesman was saying.

'I'm not doing well in Chemistry - I'm out of my element.'

"It's going to be one of those days."

"The first week of school is just review. You know. Scenes from last year's episode."

Always remember...you're the best you in the world.

"I'm both too liberal to be preppy and too conservative to be trendy."

Don't you hate...

"Hey, you guys, don't you remember? The big word here is 'compromise.' "

Welcome to your new English Class.

Student - Haven't emailed in 2 days.

I do want you to have a role in the group,but I wasn't thinking of 'the bloke who sits at the back eating biscuits and having a bit of a nap'.

"Welcome."

"A laser blaster turns pesky little boys into ferns! Now that would be a cool school supply."

'I need to learn a trade... so I know what kind of work I'm out of.'

'But Mum, I've got a match after school...'

New Curriculum Timetable - All in Cantonese.

"I don't think my parents have a lot of confidence in me."

Study more to pass more tests.

'The kids were rebelling against the new school uniform policy, so we had to make some design changes.'

'Did the door lock behind us?!'

"Listen, Sweetie, try not to kill anyone at your new school or you will get expelled again, ok?"

"But you said that to make it start, I had to 'Boot it up'!"

'I'm doing this course on, the importance of moderation.'

Jeff makes some nice jugs.

"I didn't learn anything in school today but I'll learn twice as much tomorrow."

Beginning of the school year

Big Berts Brickmaking Academy

"Needless to say, my goal is to get you all to come out of your shells."

'I'm actually Farnsworth Huddleson the fifth. The first was an obscure character in a Dickens novel.'