Beginning A New Class Gifts

'I'm not doing well in Chemistry - I'm out of my element.'

"I'm going to talk about the summer before last, it was much more fun."

'I'm in my Blue period.'

'I didn't do my homework because I forgot my user name and password.'

'Remember, Edward, inside every 'F' student is a 'D' student trying to get out.'

Computer Science Class 10101010101.

"Eventually, you have to stop visualizing yourself doing well on the test, and actually do the test."

"No, I really thought each sentence ended with an emoji!"

A resourceful girl, Cynthia hoped to get credit in both Earth Sciences and Culinary Arts with her ozone layer cake.

Timmy has a great future in nano-technology.

The best PE teacher in the World.

Aerodynamics Lecture room.

"When I grow up, I don�t know whether to be a stunt amn or a train driver"

" 'How I Spent My Summer Vacation,' a treatment by Todd Mozelle, Grade Three."

"I've outgrown my backpack."

"This is an excellent story, Doris, so far."

"We thought this was more realistic."

"It's going to be one of those days."

How's your nephew doing in human school this year? Great! He has a calculator and spell checker like last year, and this fall new features have been added. With new translation software he can take language classes now, and for social studies he just clicks "history." Bonjour! I'm so proud! He has the school's highest G.P.A.! Other students can't copy off him anymore because he started using encrypted code. His favorite upgrade is the enhanced ability to process school lunches. He's bee

"The first week of school is just review. You know. Scenes from last year's episode."

Always remember...you're the best you in the world.

Don't you hate...

The Best Art Teacher in the World.

Did you let the global warming skeptics into eco club? Yeah. It went fine. We agreed to work on today's environmental problems. We don't have to wait 50 years to clean up toxic waste dumps! Amen.

"I'm both too liberal to be preppy and too conservative to be trendy."

"Hey, you guys, don't you remember? The big word here is 'compromise.' "

Welcome to your new English Class.

"Welcome."

Only two months since school started. How long do you get off for summer break, Rudy? Oh, months and months. Just to kick back, sleep in late, have a great time with zero responsibility. Waaaa. Introduction to sarcasm. And I get tons of recess.

"So this is it...the first day of the new school year. I guess studying, tests and report cards are still the hot things around here."

'But Mum, I've got a match after school...'

"A laser blaster turns pesky little boys into ferns! Now that would be a cool school supply."

This year I'm a different person. I'm starting school as the new, cooler me. Way to go, Twig! Diner. Everyone will notice the change. It feels kind of risky. I've never worn my hair down!

New Curriculum Timetable - All in Cantonese.

"I don't think my parents have a lot of confidence in me."