Beginner Classes Gifts

Karate club.

Overjumpers

'I feel like exercising. Have you seen my tennis shoes?'

Aerodynamics Lecture room.

'I made a hundred on the Spanish test. Gracias.'

"120 colors and no 'Sun' color!!"

'I'm not doing well in Chemistry - I'm out of my element.'

"It's going to be one of those days."

Yoga for beginners,

Welcome to your new English Class.

Learn yourself English.

Cubism Model

'Ask your doctor if getting your fat butt off the couch might be right for you!'

"Since you're a computer geek, I suggest lifting the box the weights came in."

Jeff makes some nice jugs.

"This is a selection from my novel about a writers' group that has one real writer and five wanna-be b*****s."

"Needless to say, my goal is to get you all to come out of your shells."

"Let's try it again. This time with a tad less mania."

Paint by number

'Tom just had his first workout at the gym.'

"I'm really serious about exercising. Last year I only went to the gym twice, once to join and once to renew."

'Your first lesson is free.'

"Has anyone in your family ever had a history of exercise?"

"Your project today is to find an internet video of someone building a chair."

'First time fly fishing?'

'I'd track the cow's production on Excel if I could turn on the computer.'

"Sure, he can thread the needle on the football field, but at home..."

'where do you plug it in?'

Gardening for Beginners - 'Carnivorous plants don't like dog biscuits, I'm afraid!'

"I went through the pain barrier pulling my socks on."

"How me turn this thing on?"