Beginner Classes Mugs

Karate club.

Overjumpers

'I feel like exercising. Have you seen my tennis shoes?'

Aerodynamics Lecture room.

'I made a hundred on the Spanish test. Gracias.'

"120 colors and no 'Sun' color!!"

'I'm not doing well in Chemistry - I'm out of my element.'

"It's going to be one of those days."

Yoga for beginners,

Welcome to your new English Class.

Learn yourself English.

Cubism Model

Yoga Beginners Class. Breathe and stretch. That's Good. URGH! OOOF! "Yoga pants" should be something you wear and not something that happens because you can't catch your breath!

'Ask your doctor if getting your fat butt off the couch might be right for you!'

Jeff makes some nice jugs.

"Since you're a computer geek, I suggest lifting the box the weights came in."

It's a class for beginning e-reader users. Ah, Kindle-garten!

"This is a selection from my novel about a writers' group that has one real writer and five wanna-be b*****s."

"Needless to say, my goal is to get you all to come out of your shells."

Health Club Shop. DVD. Books. Do you have a simple guide to better abs? "Tummies for Dummies" would be good for you.

"Let's try it again. This time with a tad less mania."

'Tom just had his first workout at the gym.'

Paint by number

"I'm really serious about exercising. Last year I only went to the gym twice, once to join and once to renew."

"Has anyone in your family ever had a history of exercise?"

'Your first lesson is free.'

"Downward Drool" is ok, but if you want something challenging, try "forward-facing full diaper."

'I'd track the cow's production on Excel if I could turn on the computer.'

'Lesson one...those who don't learn from history are doomed to repeat it.'

"Your project today is to find an internet video of someone building a chair."

'First time fly fishing?'

"Sure, he can thread the needle on the football field, but at home..."

'where do you plug it in?'

"I went through the pain barrier pulling my socks on."

"How me turn this thing on?"