Beginner Activities Gifts

'First time fly fishing?'

Overjumpers

'I feel like exercising. Have you seen my tennis shoes?'

"Trying to impress us on your first day is understandable, but the moon has already been discovered."

'Let's see what else will explode in the microwave!'

Man opens refrigerator which promptly burps.

"They look so young and helpless."

'Okay, kids...time for your bath.'

Mu-ther!! Pu-lease! I already have cleaned my room. I vant to be left alone! So when are the drama club auditions? Everyday.

'Say, Hon. . . the pizza's burning.'

A Matryoshka dolls putting an oven in an oven

Yoga Beginners Class. Breathe and stretch. That's Good. URGH! OOOF! "Yoga pants" should be something you wear and not something that happens because you can't catch your breath!

Time for sports camp, Teddy. Let's go! Unghhh � I thought you hated all the sports craziness. Summer camps avoid the worst problems. I forget. Parent's aren't allowed. Heaven on earth.

"Patience, you can have it back in a minute..."

"Since he retired, he hasn't quite figured out what to do with himself!"

Man juggling apple core.

'I could beat these eggs a lot easier if it weren't for all the shells.'

"Since you're a computer geek, I suggest lifting the box the weights came in."

'Wow, that really was concentrated dish soap.'

"This is a selection from my novel about a writers' group that has one real writer and five wanna-be b*****s."

Fetching, rolling over, playing dead, sitting up

OK, maybe our kid isn't cut out for lacrosse.

Baking Bread

Paint by number

Karate club.

'Tom just had his first workout at the gym.'

Which of you jokers swapped my apron for this?

Driving school car has sign on the rear; 'How's my learning?'

'Your first lesson is free.'

"Yes! I got one over! Woo-hoo!"

'I'd track the cow's production on Excel if I could turn on the computer.'

'where do you plug it in?'

'No wonder I'm failing math. I'm just no good with numbers. Even when I dialed the math homework helpline, I got the wrong number.'

cooking apple...

"In the kitchen preparation is everything. Here's one I prepared earlier, & here's one I prepared even earlier."