Beginner Activities Pillows

'First time fly fishing?'

Overjumpers

'I feel like exercising. Have you seen my tennis shoes?'

"Trying to impress us on your first day is understandable, but the moon has already been discovered."

'Let's see what else will explode in the microwave!'

"They look so young and helpless."

Man opens refrigerator which promptly burps.

'Okay, kids...time for your bath.'

'Say, Hon. . . the pizza's burning.'

A Matryoshka dolls putting an oven in an oven

"Patience, you can have it back in a minute..."

"Since he retired, he hasn't quite figured out what to do with himself!"

Man juggling apple core.

"Since you're a computer geek, I suggest lifting the box the weights came in."

'I could beat these eggs a lot easier if it weren't for all the shells.'

'Wow, that really was concentrated dish soap.'

"This is a selection from my novel about a writers' group that has one real writer and five wanna-be b*****s."

Paint by number

'Tom just had his first workout at the gym.'

Baking Bread

Which of you jokers swapped my apron for this?

Karate club.

Driving school car has sign on the rear; 'How's my learning?'

'Your first lesson is free.'

'I'd track the cow's production on Excel if I could turn on the computer.'

'where do you plug it in?'

'No wonder I'm failing math. I'm just no good with numbers. Even when I dialed the math homework helpline, I got the wrong number.'

"Can you smell what the rock is cookin'?!!!"

cooking apple...

"In the kitchen preparation is everything. Here's one I prepared earlier, & here's one I prepared even earlier."