Trying New Activities Pillows

Little league world series of poker.

'Hi, Miss Henderson, we did collage in class today. Can you drive me home?'

Need a Qualified Adult for Pooh Sticks

"I'm new here. How much do we leave for a tip?"

"Pfff, eating homework is nothing! My mum eats the clothes off the clothes line..."

The best PE teacher in the World.

'In Show and Tell today, I showed my birthmark! I got expelled!'

Epic Battles

"Charles didn't like tofu."

"Could you repeat that word?"

'Who I played in Summer Stock.'

"The soup of the day is pineapple with a hint of rum."

"Graduation day at kite flying school."

"I thought your show-and-tell was really brave."

'I've always loved your adventurousness in bed.'

And then in Italy. . . "But I really don't like bubblegum gelato."

'Look. Billy Curry did a nude!'

"I think my mom made me a tofu sandwich."

The Best Art Teacher in the World.

"If I can't use a calculator, may I use my Dad's old slide-rule?"

"We cancelled Netfix for this?"

Patey's in a band! He's so cool!

"Okay! Okay! It's a draw!"

'It's exactly what I need to drive our only child to school at the end of the road.'

A kid squirting gunk from an umbrella.

SEX EDUCATION, 'It's a crazy idea, but it just might work.'

'I told you not to order the chocolate cream surprise.'

"So, I went into this fancy new butcher shop and they were selling ostrich of all things!"

"And today children, Homer is going to show us his 'pressed fly and bug collection'."

"What's cookin', Tia Carmen?"

"Our cook caught today's special. What makes it so special is that we have no idea what it is. We're coping it's edible."