Trying New Activities Prints

OK, maybe our kid isn't cut out for lacrosse.

'Hi, Miss Henderson, we did collage in class today. Can you drive me home?'

Little league world series of poker.

Need a Qualified Adult for Pooh Sticks

I will not talk in art class. I will not talk in art class. I will not talk in art class. I will not in art class. I will not talk in art class.

"Pfff, eating homework is nothing! My mum eats the clothes off the clothes line..."

"I'm new here. How much do we leave for a tip?"

The best PE teacher in the World.

"Could you repeat that word?"

'In Show and Tell today, I showed my birthmark! I got expelled!'

'Who I played in Summer Stock.'

"The soup of the day is pineapple with a hint of rum."

"Charles didn't like tofu."

Epic Battles

"I thought your show-and-tell was really brave."

And then in Italy. . . "But I really don't like bubblegum gelato."

"Graduation day at kite flying school."

'I've always loved your adventurousness in bed.'

Crane Game. Ball Game.

'Tommy's doing fine. I'm concerned about your poor fund-raising record. You sold only two magazine subscriptions and one measly candy bar.'

'Look. Billy Curry did a nude!'

'It's exactly what I need to drive our only child to school at the end of the road.'

"We cancelled Netfix for this?"

"I think my mom made me a tofu sandwich."

SEX EDUCATION, 'It's a crazy idea, but it just might work.'

"If I can't use a calculator, may I use my Dad's old slide-rule?"

"Okay! Okay! It's a draw!"

The Best Art Teacher in the World.

Patey's in a band! He's so cool!

A kid squirting gunk from an umbrella.

'I told you not to order the chocolate cream surprise.'

"And today children, Homer is going to show us his 'pressed fly and bug collection'."

"So, I went into this fancy new butcher shop and they were selling ostrich of all things!"

"What's cookin', Tia Carmen?"

"Our cook caught today's special. What makes it so special is that we have no idea what it is. We're coping it's edible."