New Experiences Prints

"I'm new here. How much do we leave for a tip?"

"When you get to Uni be sure to let that hair down responsibly."

"Think of a number, any number."

'Yes, I do have some ideas for the wedding! We could fly in on jet packs, say our vows on a bridge over a piranha pool with you in a white bikini, hold the reception in a casino and honeymoon in a secret underground bunker!'

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

Remember how you advised me to get a dangerous hobby to build up my self-esteem and impress people? Well, all the dangerous hobbies were already taken. You wrestle alligators

Crane Game. Ball Game.

Storage Unit of Love

"This is my first book, but if I like it I may buy another in the near future."

This year, Barry resolved to try new things and take more chances - starting tomorrow.

"Do you know the biggest thing I've learned in my thirty nine years?"

Women

'My parents couldn't afford to send me to college, so they let me spend a night at a Ramada.'

On his first day as a paramedic Henry suffered Pre-Traumatic Stress Syndrome.

“It's his first hibachi.”

"I'm open to new things."

"Trust your instinct and soar! Is that all the advice you could give me for my first flight Dad?"

Confusing directions,

'I don't think much of your work experience scheme Eric!'

OK, maybe our kid isn't cut out for lacrosse.

We only go round once, but it can be quite the loop-de-loop! (Published originally on December 21, 2013.)

"Hi chums, I'll try anything once."

"I'm always tempted by the more esoteric flavors- if only out of pity."

He sounds like a hunk, his profile says bulky and athletic

"Since we're about experiences and not things, I didn't bother with a ring."

"That's a cool backpack! Should I be wearing one?"

Fish pedicures - a woman with her feet in goldfish bowls, with the fish complaining about what they have to eat since the beauty craze took off.

Following his therapist's advice, Fred decides to bring something more exotic into his sex life.

Your usual ginseng pumpernickel ostrich-sweat latte? No thanks. I wanna try something different today. The pecan praline white chocolate mocha's also good. Ooh, that sounds good. I'll have one of those. Coming up. But can you substitute macadamia nut for the pecan? That'll take some work, but it's doable. Thank you. And can you substitute turkey tears for the praline? Turkey tears sound good. And can you substitute pureed bagel for the mocha? Pureed bagel sounds lovely. I see where this is going

Why be dead all your life when you can choose life.

'I wish you were more adventurous sometimes'

Man carrying a box of his stuff and a balloon that says "Just Fired"

"The closer I get to 50 the more I think it's young."

Extreme sports Society - doorbell reads, 'Massive buzz'.

"I'm going to be on time today because it's fun to try new things."