New Experience Seeker Prints

Confusing directions,

"I'm new here. How much do we leave for a tip?"

Hay Rides $10

"I can't eat all that."

Pine Hill Hot Dog Water Springs

Movie with dinner: Now serving Texas Chainsaw Casserole.

"He likes to make clients feel important..."

'You know, I don't even care how the wine tastes - this alone was worth the price.'

Forget Your Worries at Velton Corners, Spa.

Football Royalty

"When you get to Uni be sure to let that hair down responsibly."

The party, after you left

'I did it the hard way. No self-improvement books.'

'Do you realize this is the third time we've packed up and moved to Canada?'

"We were into things, but now we're into experiences."

"Take it easy—that's just Lynn back with the orange juice."

"Wow, this comedy channel really is hi-def."

Memories/New Experiences

"Now isn’t this better than that silly Super Bowl game?"

Modern Presents

"You. You. And you."

Fred gets a new perspective.

"Nice to meet you. And may I just say, I don't feel uncomfortable at all."

"It beats me why you were so adamant we buy a tandem."

'And, as you taste the wine, various sensations are recorded and transmitted to your brain for later befuddlement.'

Following his therapist's advice, Fred decides to bring something more exotic into his sex life.

"She said Africa was a life-changing experience, but I haven't noticed any change."

Posh store has sign: When Flaunting Is Not Enough.

Slant On Art

"I love this town!"

Count Almaviva