New Experience Seeker Prints

Confusing directions,

"I'm new here. How much do we leave for a tip?"

Hay Rides $10

"I can't eat all that."

Movie with dinner: Now serving Texas Chainsaw Casserole.

Personnel. You've learned from your mistakes? Wow! I feel awed in the presence of so much education!

Pine Hill Hot Dog Water Springs

"He likes to make clients feel important..."

"When you get to Uni be sure to let that hair down responsibly."

Football Royalty

Forget Your Worries at Velton Corners, Spa.

'You know, I don't even care how the wine tastes - this alone was worth the price.'

The party, after you left

'Do you realize this is the third time we've packed up and moved to Canada?'

'I did it the hard way. No self-improvement books.'

"We were into things, but now we're into experiences."

They know me here. No words in my menu. Just pictograms. Al's menu. Menu.

"Wow, this comedy channel really is hi-def."

Memories/New Experiences

"Take it easy—that's just Lynn back with the orange juice."

"Now isn’t this better than that silly Super Bowl game?"

Sparkling Waterbed.

Modern Presents

'Don't you just love that new horse smell?'

"You. You. And you."

Fred gets a new perspective.

"It beats me why you were so adamant we buy a tandem."

"Nice to meet you. And may I just say, I don't feel uncomfortable at all."

'And, as you taste the wine, various sensations are recorded and transmitted to your brain for later befuddlement.'

Slant On Art

Posh store has sign: When Flaunting Is Not Enough.

Following his therapist's advice, Fred decides to bring something more exotic into his sex life.

"She said Africa was a life-changing experience, but I haven't noticed any change."

I'm more interested in experiences than things, honestly.

"I love this town!"