Activities Prints

"Since he retired, he hasn't quite figured out what to do with himself!"

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

Remote control pirate bully

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

A Good Batch.

Packaging Russian Dolls

"This is a great spot to practice mighty roars son..."

"This is the perfect way to watch movies if you love mosquitoes and having a cold, wet butt."

Santa Claus's Mail

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

"No no, I said sit!!"

You Are Here

"The kids love it, and it's saved my marriage."

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

Coach to football players: 'And no cuddling!'

New and improved! BunkerBuster! Get out of the sand trap every single time - or your money back!!

Holiday time.

Faster, Georges, faster!

Skiing.

I must say a winter wedding certainly saves on confetti!'

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

"I don't know why you always have to choose the same hide-and-go-seek hiding spot that I do, Tommy!"

'‘Because I said so' or ‘Just wait until you have kids of your own' section?'

Giraffe Umbrella

''ere - I thought you said your pans were non-stick!'

On my list of outdoor pursuits I put skinny dipping way ahead of this.

"Lucky, I Said Heel!"

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

"Lemme know when you’re ready to howl at it."

"Tommy!"

"This next one is called 'The Sermon on the Mount.'"