Group Activities Prints

Meeting in Progress.

"There are too many players and a lack of coordination."

'Please join me now in a group meditation.'

There is no I in TEAM.

"I think I speak for all of us."

'It could be worse. Imagine what it'd be like if we hadn't gone to that team building session last week.'

"Is there any truth in the rumour this office has won the lottery?"

Team

"I don't know about you, but I'd be willing to pitch in for a new contact lens."

"Fun-sponge."

Group hug.

EXTROVERTS ANONYMOUS

'Mother, the other children won't permit me to participate in their activities -- they allege that I have elitist tendencies.'

UNDERACHIEVERS' ANONYMOUS, 'Someday we'll rent a bigger place.'

'Wow! This is double the turn out my men's group usually gets.'

'Okay, be that way. But you're out of the group insurance plan!'

"Passive-aggressive musical chairs." "You sit. I don’t deserve to" "I couldn’t possibly." "Maybe two of us could share." "Someone else go first." "I actually prefer standing."

Support Group for a Good Problem

'Hi, Miss Henderson, we did collage in class today. Can you drive me home?'

Need a Qualified Adult for Pooh Sticks

"Pfff, eating homework is nothing! My mum eats the clothes off the clothes line..."

I will not talk in art class. I will not talk in art class. I will not talk in art class. I will not in art class. I will not talk in art class.

"You're right—there's no such thing as personal space in a hibernaculum."

"The unlucky lemming"

The best PE teacher in the World.

'In Show and Tell today, I showed my birthmark! I got expelled!'

"Could you repeat that word?"

'Who I played in Summer Stock.'

Love is when you watch television together.

"Graduation day at kite flying school."

"I thought your show-and-tell was really brave."

'Tommy's doing fine. I'm concerned about your poor fund-raising record. You sold only two magazine subscriptions and one measly candy bar.'

'Democracy? -- do you REALLY want the bars closed every election day?'

"Incidentally, my men's group has retrograded into a poker game."

'Look. Billy Curry did a nude!'