Group Activities Pillows

"There are too many players and a lack of coordination."

'Please join me now in a group meditation.'

There is no I in TEAM.

"I think I speak for all of us."

'It could be worse. Imagine what it'd be like if we hadn't gone to that team building session last week.'

"Is there any truth in the rumour this office has won the lottery?"

Team

"I don't know about you, but I'd be willing to pitch in for a new contact lens."

Group hug.

EXTROVERTS ANONYMOUS

'Mother, the other children won't permit me to participate in their activities -- they allege that I have elitist tendencies.'

UNDERACHIEVERS' ANONYMOUS, 'Someday we'll rent a bigger place.'

'Wow! This is double the turn out my men's group usually gets.'

'Okay, be that way. But you're out of the group insurance plan!'

"Passive-aggressive musical chairs." "You sit. I don’t deserve to" "I couldn’t possibly." "Maybe two of us could share." "Someone else go first." "I actually prefer standing."

Support Group for a Good Problem

'Hi, Miss Henderson, we did collage in class today. Can you drive me home?'

Need a Qualified Adult for Pooh Sticks

"The unlucky lemming"

"Pfff, eating homework is nothing! My mum eats the clothes off the clothes line..."

"You're right—there's no such thing as personal space in a hibernaculum."

The best PE teacher in the World.

"Could you repeat that word?"

'In Show and Tell today, I showed my birthmark! I got expelled!'

'Who I played in Summer Stock.'

Love is when you watch television together.

'Democracy? -- do you REALLY want the bars closed every election day?'

"I thought your show-and-tell was really brave."

"Graduation day at kite flying school."

"Incidentally, my men's group has retrograded into a poker game."

'Look. Billy Curry did a nude!'

Patey's in a band! He's so cool!

The Best Art Teacher in the World.

"You do have your own way of enjoying the garden, don't you?"

"If I can't use a calculator, may I use my Dad's old slide-rule?"