Trying Something New Pillows

'One last thing. I want you each to wear these in the off chance that your reserve chute fails.'

"This is my first jump!"

"I still can't believe you have never been fishing before."

"He's a bit nervous so 'cut him some slack', will you?"

"Well? How was your first bungee jump?"

'We don't 'skimp' on the pour, sir; we're just generous with the glass.'

"Charles didn't like tofu."

'As a surprise I thought I'd give the new cookbook a try tonight.'

"The soup of the day is pineapple with a hint of rum."

"....And then chuck the whole lot in the dustbin and phone for a take-away."

And then in Italy. . . "But I really don't like bubblegum gelato."

"I hope you're good, Charlie. I've only played a couple of times."

"Was there a photo in the recipe book? I'd love to see what it's meant to look like."

"We succumbed to your hype."

'I told you not to order the chocolate cream surprise.'

"So, I went into this fancy new butcher shop and they were selling ostrich of all things!"

"What's cookin', Tia Carmen?"

"Our cook caught today's special. What makes it so special is that we have no idea what it is. We're coping it's edible."

"This is my first book, but if I like it I may buy another in the near future."

"Just remember...the main ingredient in all my dishes is love."

Hot Rinzelophtats

'Don't even think about it!'

'Mind if I wear it to the door? I want to test audience reaction.'

Escargots to Go. 'I told you this would never work in the fast food market!'

"I'll get the onion soup... it's the only thing on the menu that I don't know why it's bad for me!"

'I thought I'd seen everything, and then my wife came up with tofu fajitas.'

"Before I die, I’d like to eat tofu."

I would love to learn Karate, but Dad insists I do Boxing instead: He says I have natural disposition for it...

"Mas agua for the gringos?"

"Ice rink"

'I know how you like Fusion cooking, so try this - macaroni and jelly!'

"That's great for the right foot, now let's look for the left."

'Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday you like beans.' 'Now you don't.'

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Skis with stabilisers.