Trying New Foods Pillows

'Yes, it takes a little while to learn to handle chopsticks!'

"I'd like to try something different- something that takes a lot of guts to eat."

'I told you not to order the chocolate cream surprise.'

"So, I went into this fancy new butcher shop and they were selling ostrich of all things!"

Escargots to Go. 'I told you this would never work in the fast food market!'

'Yummy! I could eat here every day!'

"It says. . . 'That wasn't chicken.'"

"Our cook caught today's special. What makes it so special is that we have no idea what it is. We're coping it's edible."

"Oh, sure, I eat gluten ... but only in certain restaurants."

"I'll get the onion soup... it's the only thing on the menu that I don't know why it's bad for me!"

"Look, Britney! They started selling chicharones! It's a traditional Latino snack."

"What's cookin', Tia Carmen?"

'Dinner will be ready soon - we're going to try sushi tonight.'

'Dinner will be ready soon - we're going to try sushi tonight.'

I've changed my mind about the soup of the month.

And then in Italy. . . "But I really don't like bubblegum gelato."

'Dinner will be ready soon - we're going to try sushi tonight.'

'Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday you like beans.' 'Now you don't.'

"If you order the Chef's Surprise, sir, I'd advise you to keep the receipt."

'We don't recommend the Chef's Surprise if you have any medical problems.'

"Your tomato surprise, sir."

Because if we deep-fry it, it's no longer sushi.

"The soup of the day is pineapple with a hint of rum."

"Sir, are you sure you don't want to try anything else besides the fish for once?"

"Before I die, I’d like to eat tofu."

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"Mas agua for the gringos?"

"Would you say the tuna salad kicks ass?"

"This place is one of New York's best-kept secrets."

'We don't 'skimp' on the pour, sir; we're just generous with the glass.'

'As a surprise I thought I'd give the new cookbook a try tonight.'

"Charles didn't like tofu."

'It's my favorite.'

"....And then chuck the whole lot in the dustbin and phone for a take-away."

"Was there a photo in the recipe book? I'd love to see what it's meant to look like."