New Hobbies Pillows

"On the plus side, I have much more free time now that I'm not always defending Clinton."

'Finally! Okay. Steady.....steady. This is so relaxing.'

'You've take up the violin at 76? Must be hell for those living at 74 and 78...'

"If you're going to take up parkour during lockdown, at least clean your shoes."

Television Readers.

'Just think of it as graphic design, Mom.'

"I would like a tube of lemon yellow, cadmium red, cobalt blue, ivory, black, and zinc white, a sixteen-by-twenty canvas, a couple of brushes, and that book 'Painting in Oils'."

The Hobby Store

"He built his own airplane from a kit."

Audio Books

"River well stocked this year."

Glue gun? Glitter? Dang it, I grabbed my crafting belt again.

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

"Is this the first time you've been fishing?"

'I don't know what he gets up to in there, but it keeps him busy.' (Noises are recorded, man reads paper, has beer.)

Eldrow

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

"Not that I have the time, but I enjoy reading."

'Hole in one!!!!'

'I'm not being punished! I'm reading because I happen to enjoy reading!'

"Our Rupert has swopped his gaming console for bagpipes...it gets us out of the house more often."

'If you want to catch that fish ship open on the way home, we'd better leave now, daddy.'

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

A trevor of trainspotters

"Getting the hang of it?"

'Tommy is in the other room playing with the triangle we bought him in Bermuda.'

'First of all, relax.'

Origami horse leaping out of a book about origami

"Do you have any knitting patterns for somebody who can only count to five?"

"The instructions for the beer-making kit you gave me? Didn't need them -- I figured it out for myself. Drink up."

Potichomania (The art of decorating glass), as carried out by Master Tom in the Easter holidays.

'He's been hiding out here for 20 years. Apparently, his buddies forgot to tell him the paintball tournament was over.'

'My first camera'