New Hobbies Gifts

"On the plus side, I have much more free time now that I'm not always defending Clinton."

'Finally! Okay. Steady.....steady. This is so relaxing.'

'You've take up the violin at 76? Must be hell for those living at 74 and 78...'

"If you're going to take up parkour during lockdown, at least clean your shoes."

Television Readers.

'Just think of it as graphic design, Mom.'

"I would like a tube of lemon yellow, cadmium red, cobalt blue, ivory, black, and zinc white, a sixteen-by-twenty canvas, a couple of brushes, and that book 'Painting in Oils'."

The Hobby Store

"He built his own airplane from a kit."

Audio Books

"River well stocked this year."

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

"Is this the first time you've been fishing?"

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

'I don't know what he gets up to in there, but it keeps him busy.' (Noises are recorded, man reads paper, has beer.)

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

"Not that I have the time, but I enjoy reading."

'I'm not being punished! I'm reading because I happen to enjoy reading!'

"Our Rupert has swopped his gaming console for bagpipes...it gets us out of the house more often."

'If you want to catch that fish ship open on the way home, we'd better leave now, daddy.'

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

A trevor of trainspotters

'Tommy is in the other room playing with the triangle we bought him in Bermuda.'

Origami horse leaping out of a book about origami

'He's been hiding out here for 20 years. Apparently, his buddies forgot to tell him the paintball tournament was over.'

"The instructions for the beer-making kit you gave me? Didn't need them -- I figured it out for myself. Drink up."

'First of all, relax.'

"Oh we're fine, my husbands just learning to cook during the quarantine."

"Do you have any knitting patterns for somebody who can only count to five?"

Potichomania (The art of decorating glass), as carried out by Master Tom in the Easter holidays.

'My first camera'

'Dude, you can go for that new diving gear if you want, but if you ask me, I think it's a trap.'

Two Players both holding the same cue.

Convention for People Who Like to Attend Conventions.