Finding New Hobbies Gifts

"What's a good board for someone who gets out in the water once a year but talks about surfing incessantly?"

"Well, that's created a little order in a world of chaos."

Television Readers.

"I would like a tube of lemon yellow, cadmium red, cobalt blue, ivory, black, and zinc white, a sixteen-by-twenty canvas, a couple of brushes, and that book 'Painting in Oils'."

The Hobby Store

"He built his own airplane from a kit."

Audio Books

"River well stocked this year."

Glue gun? Glitter? Dang it, I grabbed my crafting belt again.

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

'I don't know what he gets up to in there, but it keeps him busy.' (Noises are recorded, man reads paper, has beer.)

"Is this the first time you've been fishing?"

"Not that I have the time, but I enjoy reading."

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

Eldrow

'Hole in one!!!!'

'I'm not being punished! I'm reading because I happen to enjoy reading!'

'If you want to catch that fish ship open on the way home, we'd better leave now, daddy.'

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

"Our Rupert has swopped his gaming console for bagpipes...it gets us out of the house more often."

A trevor of trainspotters

'Tommy is in the other room playing with the triangle we bought him in Bermuda.'

"Getting the hang of it?"

'First of all, relax.'

"Oh we're fine, my husbands just learning to cook during the quarantine."

'He's been hiding out here for 20 years. Apparently, his buddies forgot to tell him the paintball tournament was over.'

'My first camera'

Potichomania (The art of decorating glass), as carried out by Master Tom in the Easter holidays.

"Do you have any knitting patterns for somebody who can only count to five?"

Origami horse leaping out of a book about origami

"The instructions for the beer-making kit you gave me? Didn't need them -- I figured it out for myself. Drink up."

'Dude, you can go for that new diving gear if you want, but if you ask me, I think it's a trap.'

Two Players both holding the same cue.