Beginner Again Pillows

'He lost his licence after 35 years and it's been that long since he's walked anywhere!'

Overjumpers

Good Luck!

BOOKSHOP, 'We're pushing our do-it-yourself kit today, sir -- a ream of paper and a dozen pencils.'

"That was too many fresh original voices for one night."

'I didn't know ostriches could swim.'

"It was a dark and stormy night, for the Wi-Fi was down."

People who work-from-home, annual get together.

"This is my first book, but if I like it I may buy another in the near future."

'Ask your doctor if getting your fat butt off the couch might be right for you!'

"Still no offers - sometimes I think I'm the only one using this site."

"I told you I wouldn't be any good at this game. Look, I've gone and hit the ball down one of those little holes again."

'Our church funds seem to be in the computer cloud of unknowing.'

After two years on zooms, Arthur was having trouble coping with face to face networking again. . .

"It's a special golf bag for beginners - It has a built-in GPS."

'You may well, Ms. Ferris, one day write a 'Fifty Shades of Grey' bonkbuster, but today your account is one shade of red.'

BOOKSHOP, 'We're pushing our do-it-yourself kit today, sir -- a ream of paper and a dozen pencils.'

"This is a selection from my novel about a writers' group that has one real writer and five wanna-be b*****s."

"Banking, booking flights, shopping - there's no limit to what he can't do on the internet."

I really hope the agent likes my submission... - '' - 'This is perfect.' - '' - 'Absolutley perfect.'

Mulligan's first mulligan.

'I can't believe it... no subway, no taxis, no fast food spots, no busses within a radius of 400 meters... my gosh! I've never made such an intensive nature experience!'

"We’re not on the Upper West Side, and there aren’t any ‘better tables’!"

All dressed up and nowhere to hide.

"I'm really serious about exercising. Last year I only went to the gym twice, once to join and once to renew."

'Johnny Wilmot experiences the Grand Canyon'

Driving school car has sign on the rear; 'How's my learning?'

"Before you run a marathon maybe you should start with 50 yards?" Set acheivable targets.

"Well, you call it note-passing and whispering. We call it networking."