Competitive Beginner Pillows

'Can our software do that?'

Putin and Zelensky

'Gee, you beat Roger again!'

'I'm moving up to be Chairperson-of-the-board. One of you will be President.' (Men have fencing swords).

"Blast, you've cleaned me out again!" Grey squirrels out competing red squirrel for food.

'Competition is good...unless it's too good.'

Football player taking the ball home.

"Look the competition has a big, stupid product. We need a big, stupid product of our own, and we need it now!"

Competitive tic-tac-toe

Big Guys vs Little Guys

Angels crying because they lost first place to a big butch man

Motivational tip #731: Appeal to their sense of entitlement.

"You're a really sore loser, you know that!"

'We're not looking for someone who wants to run with the wolves. We're looking for someone who wants to run over them.'

'Big advantage!!'

"Apparently, the golf clothes and expensive golf clubs didn't help you play better."

"But seriously, medal of honor from the Academy of Sciences aside, who are you?"

'I prefer Brand X myself.'

Eight puns

"The Hare's demanding a dope test !"

'Our competition is quite energetic.'

Rock, paper, scissors

'Queen you? There's no queen in checkers, and never has been or will be.'

"I'm a Dinosaur, Hargraves, and I'm no herbivore."

'I've got a good idea to improve the team.'

'Soon I will have proved it ONCE AND FOR ALL!'

'Ok cup cake looks like its time to meet your maker.'

"Five ball in the corner pocket." "Me in the side pocket!"

Coulda, shoulda, woulda... DID!

'Oh yeah MY Dad's PowerPoint presentations are better than YOUR Dad's'