Competitive Beginner Gifts

"Yes! I got one over! Woo-hoo!"

'Can our software do that?'

Putin and Zelensky

'Gee, you beat Roger again!'

'I'm moving up to be Chairperson-of-the-board. One of you will be President.' (Men have fencing swords).

Board Game Hunter

"Blast, you've cleaned me out again!" Grey squirrels out competing red squirrel for food.

'Competition is good...unless it's too good.'

Football player taking the ball home.

No Time-Outs Left. Please Help.

"Look the competition has a big, stupid product. We need a big, stupid product of our own, and we need it now!"

Looks like Charlie owns Park Place now. Dogopoly.

Competitive tic-tac-toe

Angels crying because they lost first place to a big butch man

"You're a really sore loser, you know that!"

Big Guys vs Little Guys

Motivational tip #731: Appeal to their sense of entitlement.

'We're not looking for someone who wants to run with the wolves. We're looking for someone who wants to run over them.'

'Big advantage!!'

"But seriously, medal of honor from the Academy of Sciences aside, who are you?"

Eight puns

'I prefer Brand X myself.'

I don't know … some days it all feels like a big game.

Chef Contest. Ernie, it's not sporting to chant "batter, batter, batter" during a pancake cook-off.

"Apparently, the golf clothes and expensive golf clubs didn't help you play better."

"The Hare's demanding a dope test !"

'Our competition is quite energetic.'

Rock, paper, scissors

"I'm a Dinosaur, Hargraves, and I'm no herbivore."

'Queen you? There's no queen in checkers, and never has been or will be.'

'Soon I will have proved it ONCE AND FOR ALL!'

'I've got a good idea to improve the team.'

'Ok cup cake looks like its time to meet your maker.'

"Five ball in the corner pocket." "Me in the side pocket!"

Coulda, shoulda, woulda... DID!